Open Letter to KFC

Dear KFC,

I do not know what you all are thinking. "What the fish, " was my very first thought when I saw your advertisement promoting fish and chips. While I thought your Chicken Chop was not too bad, I think the fish and chips was simply put, quite awfully.

I had the misfortune of trying out your newest offering after my exam today when I thought I could have a little celebration, to have a little morale booster before my last paper. Some morale booster it turned out to be.

The fish was rock hard. Actually it tasted a little like chicken. The fries were, well, fries. In all, I think I might have enjoyed my grandma's fried fish even more than yours.

Thanks a lot KFC.

With regards,
Dan