My great plan

Someone I do not know pissed me off the the other day.

If you know me, I don't get pissed off very easy but this guy really tested my limits. Still, due to certain constraints I kept my cool and refrained from scolding the piece of him. I planned however to exact a revenge so vicious, I love it.

*evil chuckle*

Because I have his name, his address and his handphone number.

Phrase one
0200 I go to a public phone and punch in 67773777
0203 I request for 50 Big Mac Meals to be delivered to the above address, upsized please.

The operator unknown to my entire plot begins to key in the entry. The entry ends up with the Macdonald's branch closest to him. The food handlers begin packing with furious speed the 50 big Macs meals. The delivery man is called for and seeing that one is not enough , the manager summons the entire fleet of 10 delievery men.

They happily ride like motorcycle hooligans to this guy's address where they will call him to inform him that his purchase has arrived.

Victim , an executive who keeps his handphone on 24 hour standby , gets woken up by the call at 3am. He looks out his window and sees 10 deliverymen waiting to get paid for 50 big mac meals; upsized.

I'm loving it!